how strange is it that our tendency to obey authority, and equally the fear to defy it, is an evolved, naturally selected trait? the quiver of your voice, the tremble in your hands. that’s been laid there for thousands of years.
ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke
one might even call it
I will frequently forget I can’t have kids until it hits me in the middle of a conversation around many people regarding kids